Boggles 

A form of tea-bagging where you set your testicles on the bridge of someone's nose so they fall into the eye sockets. A set of ball-goggles = boggles.

I totally boggled you when you were passed out. Boggles the mind

Boggles by PJT Cyclone February 14, 2014

Boggles 

The act of placing a man's ball sack over someones eyes.

While she slept, I joyously gave her a warm, fuzzy pair of boggles.

Boggles by Boggle Master January 2, 2009

Boggles 

A consistently developing mental and visual condition that allows ugly girls to look progressively better as a man spends an extended period of time in the Greater Boston Area. This illness typically results in copious amounts of awkward mornings and regrettable encounters.

"Aw man did you see that beat chick Nick hooked up with last night?"

"Yeah man, he said she was a 7."

"No way dude, the boggles are totally taking effect, she's a 3 at best"

Boggles by Wescrates April 25, 2008

boggles 

another word for beer goggles, i.e. drinking sweet amounts of beer and then thinking that your amazingly unsexy flatmate is a blonde stunner who wants insane hot sex with you then you wake up next to her the next morning scream and slap her in the face with your foot long penis.

i think bevin had his boggles on last night cos he took that chick home who lokks like the grinch that stole christmas, and then I saw her today and she had a big mushroom shaped welt on her forehead! spot on bevin!

boggles by bevin loves boggles May 29, 2007

Boggles 

A nick name for someone who is blind in one eye, who tilts and shakes his head while reading.

Leon: Jason have you send boggles recently.

Jason: Yeah, I saw him the other day reading a book he was tilting and shaking his head.

Boggles by Boggles13 August 10, 2018

Boggles the Mind 

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.

It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.

Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016

Boggles my Noggle 

A phrase invented by the youtuber iSorrowproductions. Another, sillier way of saying something confuses you.

That building is so tall! It absolutely boggles my noggle.

Boggles my Noggle by illumaQ December 21, 2023