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Parable Of The Onion 

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)
"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

Portable Program 

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.
An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.
Portable Program by Palm3R October 18, 2008

portableniche 

Started online by child pornography advocates but moved to freedom of speech and expression arguments to justify their beliefs
The standard meaning is "To Revel in the freedom of speech argument to justify any horrid, racist or homophobic terms or expressions"
He's making the classic "portableniche" argument but just because something can be said doesn't mean it should be said.
OMG you're a "portableniche piss stain"
portableniche by Wasp March 20, 2018

portable dutch oven 

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.
I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.
portable dutch oven by saskwatch February 3, 2008

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe 

Released in 2022 for Steam, Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo, The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an updated release and sequel to 2013’s The Stanley Parable. Well known for being a meta deconstruction of video game choices and free will, a British narrator (played by Kevan Brighting) guides Stanley to freedom. You will make choices, you will not make choices. The end is never the end is never the end is never (repeat infinum)
This is the story of a game called The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. One day, it gained an entry on Urban Dictionary and was received with reviews from those on the website. The quote is an example of how the narrator narrates the game, and as such should be read in his voice.

Portable-Niche 

Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.

Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.
You don't have to use the word Fag or nigger, stop being a Portable-Niche
Portable-Niche by Wasp March 20, 2018