Shvets

A Shvets is a giant ass. There are 10 types of Shvets. They range from a scale of 1-10 on the Shvets meter. A 1 is a person that has NO ass or no Shvets. All the way to a 10 which is Is a hard breed to find. You don't see many Shvets that are 10s. So next time your on the street with your friends, and you see a nice Shvets, make sure you take a good look at it.

Most Shvets are in leggings, once in a while a Shvets does not wear leggings, but that's like a fat kid not eating - very rare.

That is one nice Shvets. That's an 8.Shvets

by Shvety October 27, 2011

shvets

noun. person who over-prepares for every aspect of life. See nerd. verb. shvetzin'.

Dude, I didn't do my paper last night and that fucking shvets wrote 20 pages.

No wonder she has mad job offers, she was shvetzin' all last semester.

by J. Lich April 15, 2008

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Butt Sheets

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

by Telephony February 15, 2020

Satin Sheets

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005