Nightstick

The act of dipping one's penis in Nyquil(or a similar product), and subsequently receiving oral stimulation, resulting in a state of slumber for the one who performed fellatio

"Stacy was struggling with her insomnia last night, so I gave her a nightstick to help her sleep. It ended well for both of us."

by ThespianBelfry June 25, 2017

nightstick

cop cock,police penis, aka dick

Dialogue
Person#1 Yo I got drunk at this party, and stumbled into a cop

Person#2 Did you touch his nightstick?

by Smooth Ustaaz April 5, 2008

nightstick

In gay lingo, a large black cock.

Tyrone's nightstick was so long you could see the outline of it in his jeans down to his kneecap.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

polishing the nightstick

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Hammer out a Nightstick

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.

Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

by CB Creepers September 4, 2011

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018

Arabian Nightstick

This is when you shit into a tubesock, put it in the freezer, and THEN beat somone about the head and shoulders.

I will take my Arbian bullwhip store it over night in the freezer & then beat you with my Arabian nightstick

by Brother Zitt August 22, 2011