chowned 

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

chowned by aichains September 13, 2008

chowned 

To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.

He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.

chowned by jupdog October 7, 2009

chowned 

To get shot at school.

Dude, my sister's boyfriend got totally Chowned last month.

chowned by Chowned May 13, 2007

chowned 

To be purposely killed by a teammate in an online game (teamkilled).

Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.

chowned by Chowned May 13, 2007

chowned 

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

chowned by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chowned 

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

chowned by Henry May 13, 2005

chowned 

Chowned is a variation of owned or pwned which means "getting killed and humiliated". It is named after Cho Seung-Hui, a mass murderer

"You has been CHOWNED"

chowned by Almighty Watashi January 3, 2008