Assrack 

The wispy longhorn likeness on the lower back, just above the holy alter formed by the fleshy mounds on which a person sits. Used to attract anal attention for buttsex or other orificial penetration by means of visual attraction and/or deception.
ink tat ass lower back

Dat assrack was so hot I just had to tap dat bitch! Dat bitch has such a hella big bumper dat she got stretch marks in her assrack! Her assrack was hot, but she was not, so I split on the spot!

Assrack by r.s.Reeves February 18, 2008

assrack 

The antler-like tattoo found on the sacral area of certain hopefully hot women, usually exposed when they bend over wearing low rise pants. Implies future consentual boning. See trampstamp and backrack.

I tapped dat ho wit da assrack while listening to 50 Cent. Yo!

assrack by r.s.Reeves February 17, 2008

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

Asscrack of dawn 

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.

John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.

Asscrack of dawn by fluorescent April 17, 2009

Asscrack Consciousness 

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

Asscrack Consciousness by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Asscrackistan 

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

Asscrackistan by Spork134 September 22, 2008

asshack 

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

asshack by aksival July 3, 2007