triumphkin 

The act of defecating whilst brushing one's teeth with one and masturbating with the other.

"Dude, I was bored last so I went into the bathroom and gave myself a triumphkin..."

triumphkin by Dwight Laughlin February 13, 2008

trumpkinder 

Followers of Donald Trump who espouse hatred, misogyny, bigotry and racism.

After the recent presidential election, many of the Trumpkinder started to spout their hate filled rhetoric.

trumpkinder by Nipple master November 15, 2016

Trumpkin 

A Halloween pumpkin with the face carved in the likeness of Donald Trump.

Oh, look at that pumpkin with the face of Donald Trump carved on it! That's the first "Trumpkin" I've seen this Fall ! LOL

Trumpkin by talk2me-JCH2 October 12, 2016

veiny triumphant bastard 

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.

1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

veiny triumphant bastard by napolean butterscotch July 12, 2010

Trumpkin 

A orange colored, gourd shaped melon with a pulpy flesh. Instead of tasty seeds this Mellon just contains stupid ideas

Hey Trumpkin, you're a looser!

Trumpkin by BirdieSanders July 8, 2016

non triumphant 

when something is totally not cool

I was having a most non triumphant day, everything was totally bunged up.

non triumphant by dbammmz October 29, 2006

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

Triumphant Gus by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010