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You'll never see it coming 

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.
John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

you'll never take me alive 

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.
person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

you'll never walk alone 

A popular song, always sung by Liverpool FC supporters before every game.
after Liverpool defeated Chelski, the entire stadium erupted into a rendition of You'll Never Walk Alone.

you'll never walk alone 

wrong lyrics to a famous song.
it should be "you'll never get a job."
sign on, sign on
with hope in your arse...

You'll never have this 

A phrase used similarly to "holy fuck dude, go outside", where it seeks to remind/self-depricate a closeted individual that they'll never have something they want. (ie. Love, Care, Affection)

The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.
*Shows photo of a loving a caring family*
"You'll never have this, anon."

you'll never guess what happens next 

These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.

They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.
A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next