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upfuckery 

–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. fucked up action or conduct.
2. a fucked up action, performance, or thing.
We all loocked down on the village idiot's upfuckery.

Tom Cruise just committed high upfuckery of levels I could barely comprehend.
upfuckery by Jonathan R.R. October 1, 2008

Upfuckery 

The past tense of "I fucked up"

Used for a subject who fucked up, but "fucked up" doesn't fit grammatically.
"at least he was aware of his upfuckery"

"Oh man, they did a huge upfuckery"
Upfuckery by Avabackwardsisava February 4, 2025
Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.
Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker
unfucker by Jacstar June 9, 2016

Be An Unfucker 

Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.
Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.
Be An Unfucker by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015

unfuckerize

To un-fuck-it-up regardless of culprit. To take something broken or completely messed up and make it better.
I will have to unfuckerize my car before my Dad sees it.

Remember to remove the word unfuckerize from emails prior to forwarding to clients.
unfuckerize by Shacharlyn December 20, 2016
/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
unfucker by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020