1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.
"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"
"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"