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Harstad handshake 

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

Markus Hårstad 

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.
Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.
Harshad is the most amazing person you will meet. He is cute patient smart and perfectionist. He likes to takecare of everyone around him and is an unstoppable force of nature. He is very knowledgable but is not cocky. He is confident and can work it!! His smile can literally make you swoon and he is an amazing kisser. Any girl would be lucky to have him in her life! Usually his friends call him baba but he is popularly known as mr.querido.
Hey I heard you finally met Harshad! He must have swept you off your feet!
Harshad by JustyourfanGia May 19, 2020

Harshada 

That person is so Harshada
Harshada by Russian Bumpkin April 13, 2011

Hastadized 

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.
Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."
Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008

Harshad Chopda

It means anti social. If you take long breaks and are not active on social media you are called Harshad Chopda.
Even in 21st century he is such a Harshad Chopda
Harshad Chopda by Harshad_my_life January 24, 2021