The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.
Harshad is the most amazing person you will meet. He is cute patient smart and perfectionist. He likes to takecare of everyone around him and is an unstoppable force of nature. He is very knowledgable but is not cocky. He is confident and can work it!! His smile can literally make you swoon and he is an amazing kisser. Any girl would be lucky to have him in her life! Usually his friends call him baba but he is popularly known as mr.querido.
Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.
Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."
Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."