jilember

Jilember is a none descript month which is used by many to avoid commitment.

Worker: 'When am i likely to get my first pay rise?'

Boss: 'Oh you can expect that in Jilembers pay'.

jilember by Eartha Kit January 6, 2008

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Julember

Used when someone wants to pin you down to a particular date when something will be completed and you don't want to give an exact date. It is surprising how often people don't notice right away they've been bamboozled.

Your new home should be ready to move into, some time in late Julember.

Julember by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

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jilember • Julember • Jalember

Julember

The month after Nocembuary

My birthday is on the 33rd of Julember

Julember by Emerald armour July 22, 2021

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Jalember

The month that never comes

“I am going to by a Ferrari in Jalember”

Jalember by Baino39 April 1, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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