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bottled it 

When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.
Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."

Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"

or

after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
bottled it by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009

bottle it 

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.
Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!
bottle it by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005

Hom Bottler 

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.
"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
Hom Bottler by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015

Bottom Gun 

Bottom Gun: The opposite of Top Gun.

A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.

An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.

Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.

Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.

It’s a lovely war.
That Russian pilot who flew the mission against our drone was Bottom Gun; what a fuck up — he’s lucky to be alive after that. He’s lucky that Drones don’t shoot back.

party bottom 

A gay male who receives anal sex from every man at a party.
Skeen took all ten of us in a row--he's a professional party bottom!
party bottom by twister sisty March 28, 2021

Bottle of smiles 

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"