someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.

conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded

Wii-tarded by A$hley Jacobs July 22, 2008

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Wii-tarded

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.

Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?

Wii-tarded by JustBobS May 16, 2011

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wii-tarded

a person dedicated to playing the Nintendo Wii.

Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.

wii-tarded by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006

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Wii-tarded

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-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.

-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.

¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.

Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.

Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."

Wii-tarded by Hudd December 7, 2006

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