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Sweert is what you say when you’ve found a situation really sweet, but it’s not a common situation, it’s something, well magical. It can’t be something like, “oh shit man you got a new car, “ or “dude, you hit that blond last night?” It’s something more than that, just look at the example.
James was walking in a park when he saw a giraffe with an unusually small neck, so he asked the giraffe, “why is your neck so small?” the giraffe replied “come here son” and so James went up to the giraffe and the giraffe spread its legs and dropped its head clunking James on the head. “ouch” James later told his friends the story and they said it was Sweert.
Sweert by Denis Bejtic December 26, 2007
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Mum: "OMG it's my sweet sweet angel boy!"
Me: "Okay"
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