bullshift

An unreasonable work shift. One that starts at an unreasonable time or is of unreasonable length. It may also be a change to your regular time or day.

Hey did you see the bullshift that jackass boss assigned me today. I guess I'll be working until midnight again.

by Traecy November 29, 2007

bullshift

for jobs that involve shiftwork, getting assigned an undesirable shift.

My supervisor gave me the three o'clock bullshift tomorrow.

by mj2007 November 9, 2007

bullshift

an inconvenient schedule for a shift worker

I can't believe the boss gave me a four o'clock bullshift tomorrow. It's like he has no idea of how to make a schedule.

by ca_mj November 27, 2007

Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Blueshift

The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems

Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"

by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

Bullshit Deflector

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

by Teraknor April 23, 2016

george w bullshit

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

This is George w bullshit

by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015