balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

balltard by ShareDVI March 11, 2017

balltard

A derogatory name for globe earthers.
They usually repeat the same 5 questions when debating flat earth, and always end up spiralling and using insults.

Those balltards really spiral whenever we present our proof.

balltard by cicero/cici May 2, 2021

balltard

1. someone who likes mens private parts.
2. someone who likes to put basketballs up his ass.

he was a gay balltard.

dude you like basketballs in your ass your a balltard.

balltard by chris everett November 4, 2007

ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

B.Ballard 

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.

Yo, I just got B.Ballard.

B.Ballard by Haterader56 April 12, 2010

Baltard 

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

Baltard by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

josh ballard 

Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.

The case was allegedly over a girl.

His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.

From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.

josh ballard by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006