micturate

v. To pee, piss, urinate

Excuse me from your company for a moment, madam, I must micturate.

by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

micturate

To urinate. (To pee; take a piss)

Sam likes to micturate all over the toilet seat.

by Samuel Roberts September 9, 2006

Misburate

To misburate is to be misbur.

Person 1:Man i have played 120 hours of dota2 in the last 2 weeks.
Person 2:Damn u have fully misburated

by guculaisanisadsa April 9, 2020

micturition

Another name for urine (pee, potty, tinkle, piddle, piss, töpfchen, etc.)

A urinal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting and then disposing of micturition.

by Telephony August 21, 2013

micturition you!

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.

Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.

by Telephony April 6, 2015

macturbate

v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product

Once Mike gets the new iPhone he's going to macturbate for a week straight.

by eponymousrhinocerous September 11, 2012

Macturbater

One who buys and promotes the use of Apple products on the grounds that they are "the best computers in the world" but is largely ignorant about computer tech and other industry facts.

A full-fledged macturbater owns and operates the latest and greatest Apple products. They may brag about their "16GB of RAM and Retina Display" when they typically only use those features to watch porn and/or Instagram pictures of their cats with the hashtag #iphoneonly.

Stefan purchased the latest Macbook Pro and won't shut up about how great 16GB of RAM is. He uses it to photoshop photos and maybe occasionally develop CSS. I can do all that with my 5 year old Dell running Windows XP. He's such a Macturbater.

by legittalon July 1, 2012