When your mother finds out you are pregnant and her boyfriend is the father. She then proceeds to beat you with a watermelon and pour koolaide powder into your eyes.
Gurl, when I told mama about my little sitch, she went Black Mamba Fury on my ass. She didn't even beat me with a chicken leg this time, and went straight for the watermelon! What a bitch!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)