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yattering 

The only Polish technical death metal band you need to pay attention to. Band consists of Marcin (bass/vocals), Zombek (drums), Hudy (guitars) and Trufel (guitars). Four albums in a fifteen year span, those being 1998's "Human's Pain," 2000's "Murder's Concept" (this is the best one,) 2003's "Genocide," and the crappy electronic album titled "III" (?). However, the band split in early 2006. Oh, they're one of the most overlooked bands in metal too.
Ohh, you ever heard Decapitated? TOTALLY fast, technical, amazing, and ridiculous!!!

Me: Fuck Decrapitated, only "Winds" was great. Listen to Yattering you noob. *bangs head to "Murder's Concept"*
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Yattering 

Yattering: a demon named in Clive Barker's short story "The Yattering and Jack" . Also, a goofy-ass Polish Death Metal band who no one listens to as DM is the musical equivalent of BM.
I typed "Yattering" into Google and instead of the Clive Barker story coming up in the search results, they produced some goofy-ass "death metal" band who no one cares about because "death metal" is the exclusive discourse of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
Yattering by RedMaksym September 10, 2020

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.
fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

Yammering Netty 

Used to describe a person, usually a nagging wife, that constantly babbles and complains about even the smallest of issues. This person will usually express their resentment or displeasure in a public place such as a grocery store or restaurant.

Yammering Netty literally means Clamorous Toilet; from the
verb Yammer: To utter or say in a complaining or clamorous tone; and the noun Netty: The British slang word for public or outside toilet. - See also: Chatter Box
Herold took Alice out to a nice restaurant and all she did was babble about how he never takes her anywhere nice. Alice is such a Yammering Netty.
Yammering Netty by Wm M. May 22, 2008

battering ram 

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.
fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

Battering the sausage 

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.