Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

Barney Gumble by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

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A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."

barney gumble by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003

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Barney Gumble

A play on words for rumble

Person 1: "We're gonna have a barney gumble"
Person 2:" what's that?"
Person 1: "did you not cop its a play on words for rumble"

Barney Gumble by Yours truly god himself November 22, 2021

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Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"

Barney Gumbled by fishphoenix June 28, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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