ballhonk Share definition Flag A douche bag, ass-wipe, or dink-wad. An annoying MF. That ballhonk cut me off. Fred at work is always stepping on my toes. He's a real ballhonk. ballhonk by Ed B. Williams April 19, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the ballhonk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch