lastios 

injecting a female with chloroform then when she is out cold you proceed to jerk off into the syringe. you then proceed to inject the female with said semen. next time she goes to the doctor for a blood test when the doctor draws it semen will be found instead of blood, thus making your family outcast you and eventually being raped to death by angry sea otters

linda got a lastios the other day..poor girl

lastios by johnston kalevra December 24, 2008

Latios 

A dragon/psychic Pokemon that existed on a populated island named Alto-mare. Latios lived on the island with his sister, Latias. Even though nobody has seen Latios, tradition on Alto-mare has it that he and his sister protect the people who live there.

Latios is blue/grey, and is known to resemble a jet, both in appearance and in speed. He is also extremely intelligent, able to understand human language.

Like his father, Latios died as a result of saving Alto-mare from utter destruction. In his place, a Soul Dew was produced, as a key to keep Alto-mare safe once again.

Many internet sites, forums and articles state that Latios was the first Pokemon to actually die in the Pokemon series.

Woah, that jet reminds me of that awesome Pokemon, Latios.

Latios by Kylezors October 14, 2008

Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

Lastros by carl October 3, 2003

Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017

Latios 

Species of Pokemon
Type: Dragon/Psychic
Color: Light blue/white (hint of red)

Latios' special abilities including camouflouging and telekentic sight relayed by a Latias.

I captured a Latios.

Latios by Altomare Latios August 9, 2004

Latios 

My favorite Dragon-type Pokemon!

Latios! Use Memento!

Latios by Anonymous May 20, 2003

latios 

a term used to define a person as quiet, secluded, and yet maintains a protective heart. Derived from the dragon named Latios.

That's the man they call a latios. He normally just stands there, but he's saved a bunch of people before.

latios by eI_at10s November 7, 2006