konk

short for knock out ! (british slang)

fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!

by kenji April 28, 2003

KONK

A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus

Unathi is a konk

by Konk disease May 20, 2016

konk

The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.

I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?

by tkat April 27, 2014

Konk

To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.

jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"

by LeahSade November 11, 2008

konk

Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.

We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.

by Yakityak August 18, 2006

konk

literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"

"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."

by Johnson Kato July 26, 2016

konk

A Korean. Also known as a spoon-face or shovel-head.
Derived from the Japanese word "Kankokujin" (pronounced Kahn-koe-koo-jin) , meaning "Korean". Typically used as an insulting slur to reffer to a korean person. Unlike other racial slurs like "nigger", koreans are for the most part unaware of the meaning of this word and will thus not take offense when it is mentioned in front of them.

Korean: *Yells something in korean at john, then turns to his korean friends and bursts out laughing*

John: "Sorry, me no speaky spoon-face you lousy konk."

Korean: *Walks away unoffended and unpreturbed*

by dilman-7 March 9, 2007