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used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)
humps by raggy biotch September 29, 2005
Breasts and/or "junk in the trunk". Anything curvaceous on a female body. A good investment in order to receive what is known as "bling".*

*Refer to Black Eye Peas song that induces cringing.
"Check out my humps while I point to my bottom and chest. Aren't they rather exquisite?"
Humps by Suzie072 December 28, 2005
A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.
"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"
humps by M Rockwell December 9, 2008
A pack or carton(s) of camel cigarettes.
John when you go to the store get me a pack of (humps).
Humps by ganjaghost April 4, 2015

humps per minute 

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.
Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.
humps per minute by Salmon55 June 26, 2010

humps in the trunk 

to have subwoofers in your ride so you can wake up your "neighbors" down the street
damn fool, i didnt know you got humps in the trunk, that shit hits
humps in the trunk by wastinmoola January 24, 2004