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WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.
CORNED by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022
corned
getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."
corned by cheezdribble December 10, 2008
CORNED
WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.
CORNED by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022
Corned
When one is walking up a flight of stairs, with one following behind him/her closely, one quickly thrusts his/her buttocks backwards into the following person's face causing their nose to be rammed into one's anus.
Bob was walking up the stairs with Samantha following him, he then quickly corned Samantha causing Samantha to say, "Damn that smells!".
Corned by Master Of Corn April 22, 2010
corned
When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.
corned by Jaelizzzlemahnizzle September 24, 2016
Corned
The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum
Corned by Joe is weed October 20, 2010