The Surpriser
The Surpriser by Matthew Law November 30, 2006
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The Surpriser
The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.
The Surpriser by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
The Surpriser Riser
noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
The Surpriser Riser by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
The Midnight Surpriser
It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
The Midnight Surpriser by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018
surpriser (remix of the shocker)
surpriser (remix of the shocker) by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003
The Surprise Pick
An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
The Surprise Pick by K-man75 September 3, 2012