Vampire King

A vampire who doesn't take shit from any other vampires, and ultimately needs lots of vampire sex and human blood to be satisfied.

"Did you see the way that Vampire King killed the shit out of that guy; it was fucking insane."

Vampire King by Joe Klein November 22, 2006

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vampirekin

A person who spiritually identifies as a Vampire. They may experience symptoms like desiring blood, or feeling 'phantom' fangs when they 'shift' (feeling more like their kin(the creature they identify as)).

The person may also take part in Vampirism, and feed off people. Either by drinking blood (human(from a willing donor) or animal) or by feeding off someone's energy.

1) Have you heard they are a member of the Otherkin community?
2) That's cool; what kintype are they?
1) Vampirekin

2) Huh! I've been meaning to find out more about the Otherkin community...

vampirekin by Sophi118 June 26, 2021

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Vampireing

When a girl asks you to give her head while she's on her period.

Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!

Vampireing by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009

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Vampirelingus

When you eat out a women during her period.

When you love your women too much, a vampirelingus is always well deserved

Vampirelingus by Balleux November 4, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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