witnof 

Usually means 'What In The Name Of Fuck', with a question mark sometimes added to emphasise the point.

Person 1: I like cheese

Person 2: WITNOF?

witnof by P3T3R October 31, 2006

WITNOC 

What In The Name Of Cunt.

Used frequently in IRC chatrooms and Counter-Stike games and especially by members of #uk.wes and #inthebuff.

Chris0 - I mind the time Binman stole my powah and seat at the LAN.

Binman - WITNOC

WITNOC by SkinnyBinman October 10, 2004

dr. witnock 

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.

Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.

dr. witnock by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015

Witnog

Witnog - What in the name of god.

Saying it when you see something so outrageous

Ste: look at the car over there its got a cheese on top
Dave: Witnog
Ste: Witnog?
Dave: What in the name of god.
Ste: Da!

Witnog by stuntbam April 28, 2010

withof 

Part of but not within or without, nor in possession of (an attribute object or entity).

They fused and became withof eachother.

withof by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018

witno 

somthing you would not do

you would not catch me witno socks & and sandels on

witno by michelle July 16, 2004

witnobwtstawcaigoh 

Stands for “What In The Name Of Black Woman Tiddies Stuck To A White Cats Ass Is Going On Here.”

*Robber bursts into my house and smacks my chicken and mayo sandwich from my grasp*

“Me: witnobwtstawcaigoh man, that was uncalled for!”

witnobwtstawcaigoh by Clownd1ck69 March 2, 2019