npm 

it means "new page master/mastah" or short "npm".
This meme has started on a slovenian forum called mn3njalnik.

is used in a post that starts new page on a forum.
that post usually only contains word npm and brings tears of joy on the faces of attention hungry trolls

npm by požigalc December 28, 2008

NPM 

NPM is a NodeJS package registry.

To install yarn you need to run this from NPM CLI npm install -g yarn

NPM by AldasMacius November 17, 2020

NPM 

Nudes Per Minute.

Kelly is so slutty, she probably takes 12 npm.

NPM by SgtPeppers September 15, 2016

NPM 

1. The number of times the words "nigga" or "nigger are used per minute.

2. Sub-genre of rap pioneered by L'il Jon

L'il Jon's new album has an average of 200 NPMs

NPM by Mute Invert April 26, 2005

npm 

Non Popular Minger.
Non popular mingers often gather in groups and idolise a certain alpha male for periods of time. This alpha male can then use the women as he sees fit. They usually fall between the catergory of "nerd" and "popular girl".

Will: Shanni and Steph invited me out earlier.
James: Those NPMs! Why do you talk to them?
Will: It's all pussy.
James: Ahaha! NO.

npm by The Sedge November 7, 2008

NPM 

No pussy, man.

Also the name of a javascript package manager (Node Package Manager).

If you've got a friend or friends who talk too much about npm, they get no pussy, man.

(in the midst of coding conversation)
You guys do know what npm means right?
It means you get no pussy, man.
(Abruptly ends current conversation)

NPM by APG does vocab & UD.com March 19, 2022

NPM 

the most esoteric niche com group you've ever seen. Founded by Kore on the 22nd of September, they’ve been responsible for 20 poop attacks around the globe as of now. They’re famous for making a girl smear poop on her body to join npm, and another incident where a girl is seen pissing on cam while saying, “This is for no poop matter, and crysik.” The members could be found on a Roblox game known as “Dollhouse Roleplay”, “so crying rn”.

notable members: kore, crysik, shitsmear, wrinkles, gutter (kicked)

have you seen that new harmless nlm offshoot called NPM? - com reject nn: yeah theyre so ass lmao

NPM by crysik October 11, 2025