When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.
Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.
When for no apparentreason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.
I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!