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God is dog backwards

by TAL3452 January 02, 2017

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An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.

Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."

by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009

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Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.

Look at a true believer to see what this is like. They are supposed to be an example of God's love.

by Karo-san August 25, 2009

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The only word with no universally accepted definition.

How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.

by god defined August 25, 2009

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A word that theists and atheists alike, scream about.

Theist: PRAISE (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)here) IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL (Insert punishment adminstered for not worshiping the god(dess)(es/s)

Atheist: YOU ARE A (Insert blatant insult here) FOR EVEN CONSIDERING TO BELIEVE IN (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)'s name here)

by Aeschere December 11, 2008

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