I-Su 

An ancient Jewish martial art. Thought to be developed by the mysterious Ninjews of the Northeastern United States, but heavily practiced in Boca Raton, FL.

That shiksa waitress spilled soup all over my lap, so I threatened the manager with some I-Su, and I ended up getting dinner on the house, with free dessert thrown in.

I-Su by Armed & Hammered July 28, 2006

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

I suck at life 

I'm bad at everything.

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."

I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005

what do i surck 

search it up! this is when a condom gets stuck inside of you.

what do i surck= what do i search

what do i surck by cool A October 17, 2019

I Suck 

An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.

The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".

I Suck by Leon Malick December 20, 2008

I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!

Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

I Suwannee by south african penguins June 30, 2010

i support law enforcement bumper stickers 

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims

dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

i support law enforcement bumper stickers by littlejimmie March 6, 2019