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George W. Bush 

- 4,000 and rising dead soldiers fighting in Iraq
- 1,863 dead during Hurricane Katrina the number could have been much lower if the government helped out
- Millions of dollars wasted, economy plunging
- Has one of the lowest apporval ratings in history
- Was born in New Haven, CONNNECTICUT, not Texas.
"How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?" - Dear Mr. President, by Pink

Thanks for everything George W. Bush.
George W. Bush by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008
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George W. Bush 

1. A dumbass, retarded, piece of shit that is trying to wipe Muslims off the face of the Earth. He doesn't even know most Americans and the world don't want him as president and want him dead. Started the Iraq War just for the oil and to try and make himself look good. I hope that asshole dies right now and burns in hell.

george w. bush 

"Nixon is a hero! Well...compared to George W. Bush."
george w. bush by Eiros January 3, 2009

George W. Bush 

1. The most vile and evil man to ever walk the planet before whom greed, corruption, torture, and deficit never existed.

2. The source of every problem faced by the Obama administration, every American citizen, and every man, woman and child who walks the planet.

3. The Devil for brain-dead democrats.
Joe: It hurts when I pee.
Jack: It's 'cause of George W. Bush! If only we had more sex education, you might have wrapped it before you slapped it!
Joe: Didn't we have sex ed, like, three times between middle, junior and high school?

Brenda: Violence has sprouted across the Middle East.
Sue: That George W. Bush! If only he had never attacked Iraq, that region would still be at peace!
George W. Bush by TheNextBillGates January 25, 2010

George W. Bush 

The current president of the United States. Who thinks the war is helping our country. NEWS FLASH its not. If the war doesn't end soon most of america is going to be gone. Except for Paris Hilton.
EXAMPLE:
Bob from Texas: Oh My godness George W. Bush is amazing.
Joe from not Texas: UMM,, What the heck? He smells like baby poop.

George W. Bush 

President before Obama.

Dick head. Annoying. Boring. Loves wars. Doesnt think ahead. Needs a life
Man hes such George W. Bush so clueless!

George W. Bush 

One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
George W. Bush by NeuroNoir May 15, 2009