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chewier

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I think the red jellybeans are chewier than the blue ones.
by Fezzy July 3, 2006
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Tampon Chewer

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1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy
Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.
by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013
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noodle chewer

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a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
by walterc March 26, 2013
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coca chewer

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Since the Peruvian natives chew on coca leaves to reduce the effects of altitude sickness, this racial slur was coined to refer to any Peruvians.
Jim: I've been wanting to go to Machu Picchu, do you know any coca chewers?
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.
by dragonshade April 21, 2014
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One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.
by Aleman2 December 29, 2009
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shit chewer

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Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
by Mister Rat November 8, 2009
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bucket chewer

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Retard, mentaly challenged, handicapped, lacking in intelligence
1. Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to stay home and watch my "bucket chewing" sister.
2. Man, our waiter tonight was such a "bucket chewer".
by big bisket January 3, 2007
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