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A gay wannabe. A guy that pretends/tries to be gay in order to get ladies to like him. Will often dress nicely and appear to be gay when really it is all an act. Sometimes is referred to as a metrosexual.
"Ooh look at Markus, his Versace button down shirt it gorgeous! He always looks so put together, I wonder if he's gay?"

"Oh honey no, he's just a fagabee."
Fagabee by .lex. June 20, 2006
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fagabeefe 

Fagabeefe comes from the classic movie Midnight Madness (1980) when "Barf" was trying to figure out one of Leone's brain teasers.
"FAGABEEFEE ? Hey Melio a FAGABEEFE !"
fagabeefe by Nate Dogg February 16, 2005

fagabeefy 

In the movie Midnight Madness there was a group of Jock's, Nerds, Tuff guys
and Cheerleaders. While in a van riding around, the bunch were putting letters together to de-code a secret-message to reveal the next place they had to be. The guy in the back of the van put the letters together that spelled out the word FAGABEEFY. Then he said it out load - "Fagabeefy?"... and it was good.
Shut the mouth ya' friggin' Fagabeefy.
fagabeefy by John Robinson October 9, 2004

Johnny Depp Fanabees 

Poser fans that only started liking him after Pirates of the Carribean came out. People who like Johnny Depp just because he is hot or because everyone told them to. People who have never even heard of Cry Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ed Wood, and various other brilliant movies starring Johnny Depp.
Omg Johnny Depp is the best actor ever! He's been my favorite actor ever since like Pirates came out! Omg he's so hot! Like totally!
Someone who is clearly able to be a fag, but yet denies it.

Someone who has acquired the ability to become or be called a fag.

Someone who may even be metro sexual but has taken it too far, they are now fagable.
"Pete - Why is Jordan talking about penis all the time?

Brian - I do not know, why is he talking about your sweet ass on facebook?

Pete - Good question...

Brian - He must be fagable"
Fagable by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008

fagateer 

a gay-man that usually dresses like a musketeer and acts like one.
Most of the time this is just a way to hit on non-fag people.
-or-
the total opposite of a Dushkarion
"Dude, seriously, there is a fagateer approuchin. Better tape your butflaps together."
fagateer by 1337zorian April 6, 2005

fagabetes 

A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who has this disease is often referred to as "fagabetic"
Antonio has fagabetes and must have a low cock sugar level
fagabetes by meatybratwurst April 2, 2009