People of a beautiful northern, socialist-democratic country who all manage to have a good lifestyle and live on smoked fish, impalatable rye flatbed, dill, and fish balls with boiled potatoes.

See that Norwegian over there? She's baking ulekake for Christmas.

Norwegian by 2nd_generation_100%Norwegian September 22, 2019

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Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.

-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*

norwegian by MoiKristine May 13, 2007

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(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.

-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian

Norwegian by Norwegian Sensation December 21, 2004

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Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!

norwegian by anon. April 8, 2005

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