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kookfest 

When you show up, usually on the weekend, to a local surf spot that has amazingly been transformed to a sad version of circue du sole, that is if circue du sole had gone bankrupt and was forced to fill its ranks with drunk, uncoordinated transients, and those transients were actually people who like to show up with ten foot boards and stay right in front of where the lineup is, hoping to catch the scraps of waves that pass by the unfortunates who are actually trying to surf waves, not a slalomn course of weekend warrior drunk acrobat wannabees. Well, that said, we all have to start somewhere...
Look at this kookfest! There are at least a hundred people out there and none of them are out past the break!

Lets jam- this is a major kookfest.
kookfest by Jaded? January 8, 2008
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Kookfetus 

Kookfetus is a crazy person who almost hates everything. They're pronouns are she/they. They're a swaggy kpop stan and they mainly stan BTS.
Person:Hey whos that you're talking to?
Person 2:I'm talking to kookfetus now shut the fuck up before I call your mom and tell her you had sex with your friend.

Sorry what we're you saying?
Kookfetus:I hate babies they're disgusting and weird.
Kookfetus by Meowpub May 16, 2021

kookiestaetaes 

A popular BTS YouTuber! That a lot of baby army’s or younger army’s watch
Person a: Man I love kookiestaetaes

Person b: we all do
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026