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mumsucker 

a boyfriend who tries to get u to sleep with him via sucking up to your mum.
please note:a mumsucker has no sexual interest in mums but will most likely act liek he does in secret, mothers will be flattered.
janices boyfriend is a total mumsucker, he helped her mum with the washing yesterday, he never does that for janice.
mumsucker by mizzfizz May 23, 2006
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rumsucker 

A term derived from pirates' bad behavior, describing one who sponges off the bounty of others.
That asshole is, hands down, an accomplished and highly flamboyant rumsucker.
rumsucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"
I hate dat muffucker!
Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

gumsucker 

Antiquated term for a person native to the state of Victoria, Australia.
In the same way, South Australians are Croweaters, West Australians are Sandgropers & Queenslanders are Banana benders.

Still undure as to the equivalent terms for Tasmanians, Northern Territorians and New South Welshmen.
Croweaters bare casual resentment towards Gumsuckers as a general rule.
gumsucker by mess. November 3, 2009

cumsucker 

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen
C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum
cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005
M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.
- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker
mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008