Bouton

(Boo-tahn) noun,verb.: deceiver, liar, prankster, a person who refers to past personal experiences of other people as their own. A Bouton is a clever and mischievous person who offers strong knowledge on a wide range of subject matter with having little to no knowledge of actual importance. Often disguised in tactical gear, because a Bouton is always ready, they are normally seen entering conversations in a military style forward dive roll(without actual training) followed up with inane chatter and useless facts. When encountering a Bouton, one should always be careful not to give too much information as to the topic being discussed, as feeding information to a Bouton is what they survive on. Any recognition that a Bouton exists is a good way to see one come back again, and again. Bouton's are often seen with a high sense of self importance, though it has not been proven. If a Bouton has been spotted, it is good to take notice of it purely for observational studies and field notes. Encountering a Bouton can be extremely dangerous as Boutons are often equipped with a dive knife for shark defense.

Chuck Norris fears Bouton.

by DanNoSalt December 14, 2010

bouton

A bouton is a pre-synaptic bump that forms on an axon of a human neuron. Boutons willfully close the synaptic clef. We store our mind and behavior in boutons.

A bouton is a mental trit (synthetic, not analytic) because each bouton has a piece of will. Boutons are not computer bits but bio-computer trits.

by Gary Deines May 4, 2006

Bouton Bomb

When you submit all your APUSH work at once to avoid your teacher reading all the IDs and marking you down.

Ham: "Did you turn in all your IDs yet?"
Jacob: "Nah, I'm gonna Bouton Bomb her next week, with 8 units. You should join me."

by Chez42 May 16, 2025

belly bouton

A classy elegant way of referring to your belly button. The use of french allows it to cease being dirty hole and becomes a beautiful and sexy word.

I need to clean my belly bouton.

by Llamahu August 27, 2023

Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.

Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.

by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016

Boston Charlie

According to Walt Kelly, we sing:

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!"

When we go Christmas caroling, we end it with Boston Charlie.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

The Boston Scott

Sexual move started in Boston in lieu of the American revolution where one seduces one’s enemy into an encounter of sexual nature and sneaks a lobster into foreplay

After the Boston tea party, I saw some street whore attempting the Boston Scott on a British solider

by I love birds October 13, 2019