crabcatch 

1. Reminds People of their wives;
2. A substiute word or answer to anything.

Sally: "Hi Jim, would you like to go to lunch?"
Jim: "Crabcatch."

crabcatch by Anonymous June 20, 2003

crabcatch 

Cubicle dwelling, sandwich eating, ho banging cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.

A: I need a server racked!
B: Get Crabcatch!

crabcatch by enormus June 30, 2003

Crabsnatcher 

A crabsnatcher is someone who snatches crabs off pubic hair, for sport or pleasure.

Could also be a person that has uncanny abilities of diving into water , generally with a sandy bottom, and manually yanking crabs from other peoples crab traps and/ or cutting their crab pot's line so that only they will successfully pull crabs from the water.

That chick he met is nasty; he will be a crabsnatcher before the nights over.

The crabsnatcher ruined everyones fishing...i assume it was the guy in scuba gear that came up with a bunch of crabs, despite having no crab pot.

Crabsnatcher by crabsnatcher March 4, 2011

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

creamcatcher 

One who grows facial hair intended as a receptacle for ejaculatory fluids

Dude, did you see the beard on that Swede? Total creamcatcher.

creamcatcher by boap September 19, 2012

crabcrotchka 

Russian slang for public lice, a sexually transmitted disease.

"That Russian ballerina cyka I hooked up with last night gave me the fuckin' crabcrotchka!"

crabcrotchka by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016

Crabitch 

when you've been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy bitch wanting all of your time, money and affection.

Joe: Hey Frank, wanna hang out?
Frank: nah i cant.. i got a crabitch.
Joe: man thats a fucking prado

Crabitch by greyfox7777777 January 5, 2009