txter 

a person who shortens words with single letters or numbers. This is usually used in text messages and chat room conversations. A sentence like "Could you be here before then?" would be "coud u b here b4 then?" although being a more simple and easier way to talk, it is usually a reflection of the said persons intelligence.

txter: omgz did u c that?
normal people speak: shut the hell up and stab your self in the eye with a rusty chisel and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood...
txter: wat u say?

txter by Hugh G. Rections April 25, 2006

selective txter 

Someone who only answer txts that they care enough to answer.

Guy1: I keep txting Kelly about hanging out.
Guy2: Wat did she say?
Guy1: Nothing! But when i asked her if she wanted to smoke da herb she was blowing up my phone
Guy2: Wat a selective txter

selective txter by James Wiltfong March 20, 2008

novel txter 

someone who texts in the length of full length stephen king novels. adding way more useless information either completely steering away from the main topic, or the overall story is completely pointless. usually followed up by a short response by the opposing party that shows a general response that would most likely satisfy what the other said, assuming the recipient barely skimmed the text, for they didn't care.

josh: (novel txter)

"hey man so guess what emily just told me! she said that sara told her that i was one of the cutest guys at that party last night. which is funny because earlier that day i was talking to jim about how nervous i was to go to the party because last time i went partying i was "that guy" who broke down and cried about all his problems. i really havent been the same since, plus i just remembered i threw my favorite shirt in the wash like 10 mins before i got the txt about the party so i would have had to wait another like 45mins for it to finish the rinse cycle plus awhile to dry it and anyway long story short she said i was cute man"

anthony:

" haha thats cool bro"

novel txter by apaul235 September 5, 2011

Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

dry texter 

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward, even through the phone.

He was such a dry texter on instagram direct message last night.

dry texter by Kionow January 14, 2015

sack of taters 

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

sack of taters by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

potato texter 

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010