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Boner Coaster 

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you see a ridicuously hot chick that makes you instantaneously pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, and so on. Similiar to the peaks and valleys one would experience on a roller coaster.
"Dude, you see that chick in the mini-skirt? I'm totally riding a boner coaster right now."
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bone coaster 

"last nite i toke her to pound town and she rode the bone coaster"
bone coaster by hellbilly92 June 8, 2012

Bonercoaster 

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."
1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."
Bonercoaster by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

Bonecoaster 

Name given to Super Mario Bros. WII - Coin Battle - Level 8-7
*player dies* - Damn! You got pwned by the BONECOASTER!
Bonecoaster by Heebz - BCM March 9, 2010

Bonercoaster 

When you see a really hot guy or girl, but then something very significant quickly changes your opinion But then another aspect picks up, just to be Disappointed again
So I was on the bus the other day, and tere was this super hot chick sitting across from me, but then she lifted her arms and damn her pits were hairier then mine. But she had no bra and a super loose singlet and it was not that bad. Until she kissed her girlfriend. Man that was a real bonercoaster
Bonercoaster by L0RD 0M3GA February 21, 2015

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026