thick fuck 

tongue in cheek insult to someobody of a lesser wit

what d'ya do that for, ya thick fuck?

thick fuck by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

Psychic thick fuck 

A psychic -thick-fuck is someone just like myself who does nothing when something that could be predicted but wasn't.....e.g. I saw a cup teetering on the edge of the table and didn't do owt except watch it fall!

See above....I Lynne's glass was going to fall but I let it anyway but. That's my psychic thick fuck

Psychic thick fuck by Chizzers April 29, 2022

Thick as fuck 

When a chick is juicy in all the right places, a lovely figure

Bro 1: Damn brotein shake look at that chick
Bro 2: Damn brorack brobama she's thick as fuck

Thick as fuck by bigballerzbrand February 27, 2018

trick fuck 

To con someone into to doing a task or job no-one else would want to do.
2.To knowingly trick or bamboozle someone into to doing something they will pay consequence for.

He trick fucked me into taking his duty.,

I was trick fucked into this position, I was told it would be great.

First used exclusively by us navy sailors in mid to late 1990s.

trick fuck by Chedgar3 September 8, 2009

think-fuck 

The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked

We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!

think-fuck by Boxer817 January 2, 2019

trick fuck 

v. trick fuck

To victimize, betray, cheat, or take advantage of by deceptive, manipulative, or fraudulent means.

First heard in Mid-Michigan Spring 2001

Damn, your sister just trick fucked me into going on a date with her ugly friend.

trick fuck by Saginaw September 12, 2004

Trick-fuck

To be led the wrong direction, generally.
Whit Danger Pioneered the word to idealize the concept of being waved at from the left and slapped from the right. Often applied to relationships and salespersons

What a trick-fuck! My girlfriend paid a hooker to blow me in the bathroom so she could break up with me guilt free, Ive been trick-fucked.

Trick-fuck by Whit Danger February 7, 2009