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explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.
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i can explain 

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.
A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."
i can explain by JT the man January 11, 2008

explander 

Travel to or explore a new and non-touristy destination.
I plan to explander Bhutan after covid19 ends. Anyone been there?
explander by rzatz December 28, 2020

opportunistic expat

a person who moves from a developed country to an developing country with the intention of enjoying an easier way of life, often at the expense of the locals. For example, many English teachers in East Asia like to convince others that they are serving or sacrificing for the populations in which they live and work for a salary far above local wages, but in reality, they are taking advantage of the people living in the host country.
Many of the opportunistic expats in Bangkok who frequent the city's whore houses must pretend that human trafficking does not exist.

Explanibrag 

Bragging disguised as providing an explanation.
From the NBC show "Community":

Or what you’ll do twice as much work for the doctor for half the pay!? —Jeff Winger

Britta: That's called a COMPLISULT, part compliment, part insult, he invented them, I coined the term. See what I just did there. That’s an EXPLANIBRAG.
Explanibrag by PB44 March 9, 2011
A word North Americans and Western Europeans like to use to avoid calling themselves immigrants.
Josh is an expat. José is an immigrant.
expat by jcastnu July 4, 2018