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Boa Cumstrictor 

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".
1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!
Boa Cumstrictor by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

cumstain 

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.
Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?
cumstain by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Cumstang 

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.
My cumstang will spank your civic any day.
Cumstang by evan350z October 24, 2012

Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen
Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!
Cumstraint by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013

Cumstapated 

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.
We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.
Cumstapated by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

cumstain 

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.
I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1
cumstain by big joe April 26, 2003