bagtard 

portmanteau formed from bagholder + retard

a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...

syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard

Nine-out-of-ten financial advisors agree ... people who buy NAK are bagtards!

bagtard by Eppypotamus April 9, 2021

bagtard 

portmanteau formed from bagholder + bagnard + retard

def: (1) a "very stable genius" (aka moron) who envisions himself as an astute 'investor' (aka wannabe) and after buying a bunch of bad stocks, instead of prudently selling, rightaway, and taking a loss, stubbornly holds-on "long-and-strong" until the stock goes to ZERO and he is flat broke; (2) a person who stubbornly refuses to admit he made a mistake and desperately and stubbornly holds onto his erroneous position, long after being shown irrefutable facts proving him wrong e.g., also see trumptard .

Anyone who invested in NAK thinking it was their El Dorado, has been proved a bagtard!

bagtard by Mister Hankey April 9, 2021

Legend Bastard 

A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.

When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.

Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.

Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.

Legend Bastard by Legend_Bastard April 16, 2015

bastard bedworth 

A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos

Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!

Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money

bastard bedworth by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

Ugly bastard 

The lolis worst nightmare... And mine to.

That hentai got the tag ugly bastard
That was a ugly bastard

Ugly bastard by MartinSenpai May 13, 2018

Ugly Bastard 

The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.

**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.

Ugly Bastard by ItsInsidium May 14, 2018