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Dark Knighted 

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!
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Dark Knighted 

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.
Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

Dark Knighter 

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.
I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

Dark All-Knighter 

Pulling a "Dark All-Knighter" is when you go to see the premiere of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, on Friday morning at 12:01 A.M. or 3:30 A.M. and then stay up all night to go to work that Friday morning.
Yo dude, I went to see premiere of the new Batman movie last night at 12:01 A.M. then had to be in at work this morning at 8 so I pulled a Dark All-Knighter.
Dark All-Knighter by LADAWRXSTi August 10, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026