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Euchemics is the belief and/or practice of improving the quality of the human population(sometimes, even to the point of upgrading people to become superhuman) through designer drugs, anti anxiety drugs, safe stimulants, medicines, certain psychedelics, Nootropics, and research chemicals in combination with a healthy lifestyle. It's upgrading humanity, sometimes to the point of becoming superhuman. It is a social philosophy advocating the improvement of human life through responsible use of non-toxic drugs to achieve higher intelligence, treat mental illnesses, increasing strength, increasing life-span, curing deseases, and the ultimate goal of near indestructability. Also to reduce the number of people who use toxic drugs by educating society to say no to toxic drugs and using non-toxic drugs as an alternative. The ultimate goal of euchemics is achieving near indestructability. Side goals of euchemics include, super happiness, societal peace, superpowers, superhuman intelligence, ect.
Dude 1: I just consumed a small amount of GBL to deal with anxiety.
Chick 1: I consumed prolintane, phenylpiracetam and fluorenol to help me study.
Dude 2: I mixed cyclohexylaminopropane in this juice I drank to run the 3 K race.
All three: We upgraded ourselves with euchemics. All right!
Euchemics by CognitiveFuel November 25, 2014
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1. noun A 4-person, trump-based card game primarily played on Midwestern college campuses involving a 24-card deck and many beers. Taking three or four tricks (out of five) scores one point; taking five tricks scores two points; scoring ten points wins the game.

2. verb To deny the calling team at least three tricks, therefore causing shame and humiliation.
1. I skipped my 8 o'clock because the Euchre tournament lasted all night.

2. To partner: Why the fuck did you call clubs trump when you had none in your hand?
euchre by Krazee Eyez Killa June 4, 2004
a smart confusing person who no one can comprehend.
Jack is an elchie.
elchie by ElChie April 1, 2017
Hey, we need a fourth for euchre!
euchre by cardenio February 4, 2005
the most awesome and coolest mf on the internet
"damn, euthien just subposted me on their spam i really made it out here"
euthien by euthien June 5, 2021
A Scottish colloquialism for the posterior, buttocks, bottom, bum or arse.
Check the erchie on that bird over there.
erchie by PMB1873 October 1, 2008