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Arnold Wigglesworth 

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.
Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic

wrigglesworth 

A rare species of male, who whilst not a Neanderthal, is known for regularly frequenting different crevices on a weekly basis.

Attracted to moist spots, the Wrigglesworth can often be found relaxing in hot tubs.

A fine hunter gatherer who spends a lot of time working on his appearance, and will tell you about it on Facebook.
"Watch out ladies, i've heard he's a bit of a Wrigglesworth"
wrigglesworth by dave_the_rave February 7, 2014

wigglesworth 

noun

the act of a man wiggling his penis in a girl's mouth, while she wiggles her fingers in the air.

P.S. try it, it's worth it.
dean: "i gave her the best wigglesworth last night."

randy: "was it worth it?"

dean: "without a doubt."
wigglesworth by MeeHannn December 19, 2009

wigglesworth 

A comedic pet/nickname for a battery powered dildo or a strap-on.
Sometimes I just need some alone time with Wigglesworth, though Jeff gets jealous when I use Wigglesworth too much.
wigglesworth by theKitten June 21, 2014

Wigglesworth Shuffle

The act of looking up a word in Urban Dictionary that someone just made up for the purpose of making you look it up in Urban Dictionary.
They were having a conversation about how every word is something obscene on Urban Dictionary, and then Whitney just made Kathy do the Wigglesworth Shuffle.

Dickwad Wigglesworth 

He is a man who cannot lift more than ten pounds
Hey can i go to the gym with you?

nah man you're a Dickwad Wigglesworth